Beginner Melons

The infant skills in handling melons count. Sweet living often results, and burps. The art of delighting in lovely melons should hardly go overlooked, for "Unless you become like little children . . ." how can you enjoy melons a lot? We could also say a baby melon-lover is a "sovereign dilettante" with a genuine beginner's mind.

In Japan we have the phrase shoshin, which means "beginner's mind." The goal of practice is always to keep our beginner's mind. . . . Keep your beginner's mind. . . . always be a beginner. Be very very careful about this point. [Suzuki 1999:21]

Below are 20 thoughts related to melons with telling synonyms like boobs, tits, titters, titties, twins and so on.

Sayings without author names linked to them, may be credited T. Kinnes.

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- A great accessory to every outfit. [Jennifer Love Hewitt]

A melon kind of blows our minds sometimes. [Cf. John Hand]

Adam did not want melons just for the melons' sake.

Amazing melons just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to get all the way to ally land.

Beauty doesn't come in just one bra size.

Knockers do take prey.

I don't want to discuss my melons with the whole world! [cf. Brooke Burke]

It makes me feel better that my breasts are not down to my knees when I'm undressed in front of my husband. [Patricia Heaton]

It was not the sweet melons but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

Melons can be very hard to know. [With Benjamin Franklin, abr.]

Melons rarely fall far from the stem, if at all.

O, the eloquence of the speaking melons!

No melon is perfectly round.

People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are . . . all bought and paid for. [Dolly Parton]

Sweet melons do more than just look nice.

The boys don't want to grab amazing tits because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

The melon plants blossom to create fruit; when that comes, they are not as before. [Cf. Kabir (1398-1519)]

The most important thing is who they are attached to.

Tits: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once. [Anon]

You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then . . . [Cindy Crawford]