Sex Quotations

There is sound sex and other forms too. Here are 27 quotations and pithy sayings on sex. The unauthored ones can be credited T. Kinnes.

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A million million spermatozoa,
All of them alive:
Out of their cataclysm but one poor Noah
Dare hope to survive.
[Aldous Huxley]

A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex. He replied frankly: "Because everything does." [Honor Tracy]

A good man, when he knows his course is wrong, repairs the evil. [With Sophocles, Antigone]

Any man correct is quite a man. [Cf. J. Robert Oppenheimer]

Circumstances cause people to have sex in a certain way. It's from those circumstances that a person's attitude is affected.

From their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. [Plutarch]

I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex. [Bertrand Russell]

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. [George Burns (1896 - 1996)]

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. [Johnny Carson]

If a man can possess a woman sexually - really possess - he won't need to control her ideas, her opinions. [Toni Bentley]

In the game of life it could help one's sanity very well.

It is not economical to go to bed early to save candles if the result is twins. [Chinese Proverb]

It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters. [Aesop]

It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food. [Jarod Kintz]

Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me . . . that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love. [Butch Hancock]

Life without sex might be safer but . . . take it away, and human existence would be reduced to . . . life in an anthill. [Henry Louis Mencken]

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure. [Thomas Szasz]

Not acting according to a deep need may well be a very, very common error.

Sex is something beautiful to give to and share . . . with one man at a time. [Dorothy Stratten]

Sex relieves tension – love causes it. [Woody Allen]

The total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution. [Bertrand Russell]

To know the difference between erotica and pornography you must first know the difference between naked and nude. [Bernard Poulin]

To make mistakes is human, but to profit from them is human too.

Trying to make a living at doing what you most enjoy, could be a major blunder. [With Malcolm Forbes]

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. [Matt Groening]

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! [George Bernard Shaw]

Your self-esteem is the single most important factor for a fulfilling life. [Cf. Nathaniel Branden]